Or maybe if she worked in an open cast mine
I'd be all like "some form of water control is usually required to keep the mine pit from becoming a lake, if the mine is situated in a climate of considerable precipitation or if any layers of the pit forming the mine border productive aquifers, you sexy bitch" and she'd be all like "oh James".
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:12, archived)