I know someone who works in what he calls 'catastrophe modelling' but I call 'insurance'
He has a minibar under his desk. Apparently the thing to do in high risk jobs is die of liver failure at age 36
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)

+ coke habit for an early heart attack bonus

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)