you deserve a pat on the back

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:57, archived)

oh YOU!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)

cow jokes!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:09, archived)

They're all here, in black and white!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)

imma write about this in my dairy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:19, archived)

if you are in the MOOOOOD

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)

I don't think I have the STOMACH FOUR this
Because cows have four stomachs, you see.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)

no they don't

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)

Do they not?
Why do I think that they do?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:38, archived)

most people do, it's a common misconception
they have 4 compartments in their stomach for various bits of digestion. that's all
(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)

COWFAX

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)

Mind. Blown.
I bow to your superior bovine know-how.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:43, archived)

In any case, my joke still stands

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)

it does, it's just the sentence beneath it which is wrong
you've ruined cow day for me
(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:46, archived)

This is the worst Cow Day ever
Everyone over mine for a buffet and games tomorrow? COW BOXING DAY FTW!!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:49, archived)

we're gonna need a massive ring
and gloves that'll fit on a hoof
(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:53, archived)

TEATS OF STRENGTH

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:57, archived)