You should really be a weatherman on the telly stuj. You're way better than the ones they have at the moment.
"Moving through into thursday, God's farts will be gusting at up to 50mpg across Wales and he will be pissing all over Scotland"
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:54, archived)