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It's snowing.
It's snowing a blizzard. That is all, B3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:31, archived)
You know what snow really is Fork?
SNOW IS GOD'S SPUNK!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:33, archived)
I thought it was a bit salty

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:59, archived)
You should really be a weatherman on the telly stuj. You're way better than the ones they have at the moment.
"Moving through into thursday, God's farts will be gusting at up to 50mpg across Wales and he will be pissing all over Scotland"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:54, archived)
www.b3ta.com/weather
There's a weather board now, Fork. Use it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:35, archived)
Isn't that just a photo of me naked holding a weather balloon?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:59, archived)
*hopes*
*clicks on www.b3ta.com/weather*
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:01, archived)
you live in shitland

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:38, archived)
your mum lives in shitland.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:01, archived)
no it isn't
i oughtta ban you for your lies
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:50, archived)
it is here, who mods the mods

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:56, archived)

God
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:01, archived)
Word

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:05, archived)
to your virgin mother

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:06, archived)
Wrong entity.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:07, archived)
tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:09, archived)
Amazing tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:14, archived)
god like tekkers haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:20, archived)
Hahaha ^this

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:30, archived)
haha yeh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:50, archived)
Fuck off back to links Ginge.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:14, archived)
Just for that, I'm releasing a penguin plague

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:22, archived)
HAH! My Penguin Legions have already been rendered immune to ALL diseases using SCIENCE WHAT MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW!
IN YOUR FACE DEITY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:30, archived)
I assumed he meant a plague OF penguins.
further adding to your armies.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:34, archived)
Whoah! He probably did too.
THANK YOU THE LOVELY GOD!
:D
*Luffs*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:39, archived)
this is definitely the sort of stuff i think people talk to god about

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:47, archived)
That and herpes.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
Hi God is what stuj said about your spunk true?
www.b3ta.com/talk/7643511
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:55, archived)
I just ordered some hops.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:01, archived)
Great! I've got some scotch
we should make a game. They could play it in playgrounds.

THINK OF THE PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:03, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:04, archived)
What sort?
I heard that British hop growers were going out of business 'cause everyone is going mad for American hops these days.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:54, archived)
No snow here.
I don't likes snow. It's too white and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:03, archived)
Apparently, it's kind of off-white:
www.b3ta.com/talk/7643511
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:04, archived)
Probably tastes nice though.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:08, archived)
sorry, i'm busy working
no time to look out windows
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:48, archived)
No need to
isitsnowingyet.org/check?q=England
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
not in england soz

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:03, archived)
INSERT YOUR LOCATION IN THE SEARCH THING THEN YOU INTOLERABLE PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:19, archived)
I disagree.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:55, archived)
Did you make a snowman?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)