It feels like only yesterday :(I chanced upon you late one eve
And now I sit here utterly bereaved
A whirlwind friendship we did rouse
When inside my monitor you housed
Your quirky ways and games we played
And now immortalised, forever you stayed `
Embedded in a crystal display
Fossilized bug in some dismay
Into my monitor you dug
My one and only Monitor Bug©
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:10,
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It's been so long
Since I sat down
And freed my thoughts
With creative frown
The last few years
While brief in span
Have meant a lot
To this young man
To come so far
And then look back
And see that I
Have found my track
And as I sit
And look ahead
With hope I see
New paths to tread
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Zuowan, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:31,
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Let's reflect on b3tas yearsA thousand threads, a hundred queers
Who yiffed each other and beakered peers,
Outed themselves and detailed fears
And then aghast they stood and worried
Posted ammunition and then got bullied,
"Oh what has this place become,
my sanctum truly is undone!"
But it's people like this we soon forget,
For they fuck off back to mumsnet.
And what is left but countless cunts,
The weak got culled, ousted in hunts,
So few remain, so few to troll,
The years of torment taken toll,
Our only hope, an empty thread,
An era over, b3ta dead.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:51,
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