According to something on the news the other day
they're only £20 in the midlands and you can pretend you were buying tomatoes when you are arrested.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:31, archived)

I dread to think what the tomatoes were really for.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:32, archived)