He's obviously talking about Kelsey. You'd know that if you were cool.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:25, archived)

I shagged a hooker called Kelsey once.
She didn't understand English either.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:27, archived)

Only once? Cheapskate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:28, archived)

You have to pay per cum.
McDonalds are bringing it in as a new policy for trainees
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:31, archived)