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When did you realise the future was here?
Even though that doesn't make sense, obviously.

When a vending machine grabbed my drink and put it in a capsule that rotated open it blew my mind.

Alt: Why is fucksocks such a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:15, archived)
when i installed mk echo switches, shits crazy
I can't answer the alt he seems to get upset and even worse
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:21, archived)
The first time I saw Virtua Fighter at Segaworld.
youtu.be/uh9oUHO2dxE

Ed: We have those machines at work, they remind me of Back to The Future II, imjussayin.
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:22, archived)
Yeah when his pepsi comes out of the diner counter.
Knew I knew dat shit from somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:25, archived)
yes with the Reagan and Jackson and Ayatollah lookalikes on the screens
i have that holographic hat somewhere as I went on the BTTF ride at Universal

imussayin
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:29, archived)
When they started making food keep for ages by putting it in sealed metal cylinders.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:23, archived)
Bit needy m8

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:36, archived)
Yes I need food to last up to 18 months.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:38, archived)
Haha, fucksocks stays losing.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:48, archived)
My first question would be why you see this as a victory
My second question would be why 18 months? But then I suppose they start to talk more after that awkward 18 month period
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:51, archived)
Why 18 months for what?
Who is talking more? What is wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:55, archived)
clearly losing

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:59, archived)
Are you mentally ill?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:07, archived)
bless

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:09, archived)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:13, archived)
Could you please answer my previous questions.
Still looking to know what you meant by "why 18 months?" and the weird bit about talking more after 18 months. Thanks in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:16, archived)
I think you answered it yourself

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:16, archived)
http://www.b3ta.com/talk/7692865
?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:18, archived)
You seem to have posted a Uniformed Resource Locator

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:20, archived)
We'll, since you ask, I, perhaps incorrectly, deemed that to be an average amount of time that tinned or canned food is within it's 'use by' period.
I did not, in this particular case, think that accuracy was vital to the narrative in getting my point across, which was that you are a needy spastic. Hope this clears up any confusion you are currently suffering,
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:56, archived)
Tl:dr

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:08, archived)
Hahahaha
After reading it now why does the fact "needy spastic" makes me actually do a megaLOL
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:09, archived)
Keep posting man, you're making this loads better.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:10, archived)
Am I turning you on?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:14, archived)
why do you always end up posting something sexual? it really isn't funny, it is a bit disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:15, archived)
wonder if it wears a disney jumper

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:16, archived)
Only on my face

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:21, archived)
Because of your diminished mental capabilities you laugh at many things which are fact rather than humorous statements.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:16, archived)
Can't even do the tl;dr diss right.
tl;dr

k, read it now.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:17, archived)
I think there are multiple issues with your statement
I think you meant "because OF your DIMINISHED mental capabilities......
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:18, archived)
"Tl:dr"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:20, archived)
don't forget to read it and respond to it after you have made the tldr joke

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:21, archived)
Top tip, thanks and done.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:24, archived)
HAHAHAHA
It's funny because of auto correct überLOL
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:23, archived)
Otherwise it's just you being a needy spastic that needs
Level 1 English. I would put you on entry level I think
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:19, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:21, archived)
You know you're losing an argument when you have to resort to criticising someone's spelling and grammer.
You should just apologize to everyone and we'll move on.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:23, archived)
Grammar

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:23, archived)
He's obviously talking about Kelsey. You'd know that if you were cool.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:25, archived)
I shagged a hooker called Kelsey once.
She didn't understand English either.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:27, archived)
Only once? Cheapskate.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:28, archived)
You have to pay per cum.
McDonalds are bringing it in as a new policy for trainees
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:31, archived)
Totally predicted this in the mouseover text.
You really should just apologize to everyone in a new thread and we'll try and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:27, archived)
Alt: I dunno I will ask him

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:24, archived)
Bit needy m8

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:29, archived)
Could have totally answered the question not related himself.
Always picks that needy option.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:31, archived)
I don't join in with you /talk lads much, but even *I* know he's a needy prick.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:35, archived)
I want to be your gimp

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:36, archived)
A needy gimp? The WORST kind.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:37, archived)
Or the BEST kind

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:45, archived)
ww-w--ww--w-Welcome tt-t--to the fuu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u--u-u-ture
www.youtube.com/watch?v=okj0fNbMndY
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:32, archived)
Don't click, its tubgirl.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:34, archived)
tubgirl is your mum

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:35, archived)
His mum is 18 months old?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:52, archived)
What a silly question.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:53, archived)
It all depends on perspective

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:55, archived)
Bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:01, archived)
'Sup bbc

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:35, archived)
Recovering from GURNinating the countryside haha get it?
Went to a gabber rave last night. Body hurts. Motor functions limited. Thought difficult. You?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:39, archived)
Been asleep or watching telly all day. Going down, as I believe you lads here say, 'the juicer' tonight.
I wasn't aware 'gabba' was still a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:41, archived)
It's probably not fashionable to call it gabber, but that's definitely what it was. None of that hard house hardstyle shit oompah donk gubbins.
It was all bewmbewm-b-b-b-b-b-bewm, horror film samples, hiphop swears, animal roars, 303s, hoovers and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:52, archived)
Sounds technically about right to me.
I don't take enough drugs now to make it listenable.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:57, archived)
When I managed to ejaculate before the video said "buffering"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:29, archived)