it was the only way he could mallify himself

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:40, archived)

haha, "mallify", like that's even a word, I get it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:42, archived)

Using the word "mall" makes me want to retch

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:46, archived)

I don't even use "store"
unless it's a place where people store things

I mean it's a fucking shop, not a store

wankers
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:48, archived)

nearly

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)

time

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)

for

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)

some

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)

lovely

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)

trips
check em
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:52, archived)

imjustsaying
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2169666
( mongychops, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 15:02, archived)

see, he meant "mollify" but it was about shopping and people shop in malls so he combined the two words to get the word "mallify", that's why this post is funny

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:47, archived)

I bet you regularly eat brunch

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:54, archived)

everyone is a wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:56, archived)