i am in tk max for some reason, where are you?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 13:26, archived)

niger

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 13:30, archived)

dubs

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 13:31, archived)

you are totes at home frank, don't tell fibs

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 13:47, archived)

yeah, fuck them and their hideous shrivelled jew breasts
/ac
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:25, archived)

I was at CMK shopping centre
just now, it was a tad busy.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 13:42, archived)

i hate shopping
did you hear about that chinese bloke who topped himself because he couldn't take anymore shopping
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 13:58, archived)

shopped his own head off

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:02, archived)

it was the only way he could mallify himself

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:40, archived)

haha, "mallify", like that's even a word, I get it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:42, archived)

Using the word "mall" makes me want to retch

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:46, archived)

I don't even use "store"
unless it's a place where people store things

I mean it's a fucking shop, not a store

wankers
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:48, archived)

nearly

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)

time

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)

for

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)

some

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)

lovely

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)

trips
check em
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:52, archived)

imjustsaying
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2169666
( mongychops, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 15:02, archived)

see, he meant "mollify" but it was about shopping and people shop in malls so he combined the two words to get the word "mallify", that's why this post is funny

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:47, archived)

I bet you regularly eat brunch

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:54, archived)

everyone is a wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:56, archived)

public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/anymore.html
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:36, archived)

I'm going to London next Sunday rich
gonna be busy there I reckon
( magnum, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:37, archived)

doing what?
fellating black men and buying dresses?
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:40, archived)

nearly

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:40, archived)

time for

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:40, archived)

dubs

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:40, archived)

christmas lights and romance

( magnum, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 16:08, archived)

if you want romance i'm not busy x

( mongychops, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 16:32, archived)

soz mongy
too late. always the bridesmaid
( magnum, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 16:49, archived)

oh

( mongychops, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 16:52, archived)

Good luck with that.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 16:18, archived)

still in nandos, nandont if you ask me

( mongychops, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:03, archived)

I heard all the staff in Nandos stand round in a big circle with their fingers up each others bumholes before they cook the chicken
edit: 4th consecutive dubs post, check em
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:26, archived)

and they require part time staff, im in

( mongychops, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:29, archived)

free prostate massage every fag break, bargain

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:30, archived)

I'm on my sofa, The Doveston, thanks for asking.
I'm about to go to Asda and Home Bargains. Maybe the pound shop too.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:04, archived)

Festering in my own filth

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:22, archived)

China

( Zuowan, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:25, archived)

haha, like it's even possible to go to China

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:29, archived)

web.archive.org/web/20050527091050/http://www.stickfigureninja.com/images/tochina.gif
( mongychops, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 15:40, archived)

That hat doesn't have a sail

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 15:50, archived)

Your mum doesn't even have a field
but I still plough her.
( magnum, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 15:59, archived)

Home
Fuck that outside lark, too bloody windy
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:40, archived)