What a horrible thing to say, of course I don't hope he gets cancer.
I just hope he gets really, really bad sunburn so he spends the rest of his life worrying that he will get cancer.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:49, archived)

this is a much worse fate
Playing the old waiting game
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:24, archived)