Which wild animal would you find on the lawn, dressed up in smart clothes?
A dandelion.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:07, archived)

Which animal might you be if you were unsure of the answer in a game of "cat or pillar?"
a caterpiller
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:16, archived)