biscuits are shit, I hate biscuits, biscuits are actually worse than orange chocolate, poke your biscuits, imma go stratocast til the neighbours call the police(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)
Pretty sure "go stratocast" is a euphemism for some hideous form of chocolate based onanism(
broadsword, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:56,
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