well that was a lot of fun wasn't it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:20, archived)

What happened to the man who said he was listening to the match?
He burnt his ear.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:26, archived)

What happened to the man who told terrible jokes on a messageboard all day?
He died alone, unloved and forgotten.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:30, archived)

bit harsh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:33, archived)

The truth often is.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:36, archived)

What is red, black and white and driven by policemen?
A sunburnt panda.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:37, archived)

i dont get it

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:41, archived)

Why does a stork stand on one leg?
Because if he didn't he'd fall over.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:44, archived)

what's black and white and red all over?
a gollywog.

gollywogs are well lol
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)

poor brb, it's almost as if nobody gives a fuck about him

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:37, archived)

x

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:38, archived)

hey, leave brb alone, us Sebastians have to stick together
especially when our surnames sound like dried-on excreta
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:46, archived)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=winnett
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:53, archived)

haha, imagine having that for a surname

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:55, archived)

tekkers

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:33, archived)

dunno what that means, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:46, archived)

I lolled like I'd never lolled before

( broadsword, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:48, archived)

alright cunty, someone's bought me an orange Aero, I fucking hate orange chocolate, wat do

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:49, archived)

alright seb
I've never had orange aero gissa go on yer orange aero
( broadsword, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:50, archived)

what, no way, it was a present, it's got sentimental value innit

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:52, archived)

well get mr precious with his orange aero
for that you can't have none of my chocolate hobnobs
( broadsword, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:53, archived)

biscuits are shit, I hate biscuits, biscuits are actually worse than orange chocolate, poke your biscuits, imma go stratocast til the neighbours call the police

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)

Pretty sure "go stratocast" is a euphemism for some hideous form of chocolate based onanism

( broadsword, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:56, archived)

closest you'll get to fruit all week lol

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:57, archived)

oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:08, archived)