Facebook largely relies on people having friends.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:27, archived)

well it calls them "friends,"
oh I see what's happened here, the facebook page was called "The Karma Experiment" so you thought it must actually have something to do with the ancient Hindu superstitious belief. Facebook calls them "friends" and you think it must actually mean that they are really your friends.

A pattern is emerging. I suppose if you get on the popular page here you think it means you are popular, as well.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:32, archived)