he likes pizzas with egg on them

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:23, archived)

hahaha, like anyone is stupid enough to do that really

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:23, archived)

you're a very fussy eater,
aren't you?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:24, archived)

no, I just like the right food as opposed to stupid food or poncey food

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:25, archived)

Is this where I mention having a wood fired oven and knowing how to cure foie gras?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:27, archived)

I think so,
hang on...

*checks script*

Yes.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)

Splendid.
Wouldn't want to accidentally hit a novel line of conversation at this stage in the demise of bethreta.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:31, archived)

christ

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)

ok then what is the "right" pizza?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:30, archived)

not one with stupid stuff on it, obviously

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:32, archived)

just name a non-stupid pizza topping ffs

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)

not eggs

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:35, archived)

pepperoni is not eggs, last time I checked.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:41, archived)

never said it was

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:42, archived)

so pepperoni is a non-stupid pizza topping,
right oh.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:44, archived)

now you're putting words in my mouth

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:52, archived)

you should see where i work,
they had pheasant schnitzel on the menu the other day
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)

haha, like that's even a thing

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:36, archived)