I bet he's one of these people
who competes with others of his ilk to come up with ways to describe the least-cooked steak possible.

You know, like "blow dry a cow's hair and then cut its head off, that's as near to cooking as it should get and that's how hard I am at eating steak"
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:54, archived)

medium rare is the best and that's that

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:57, archived)