Hail and good morrow to you, good and brave knight!
Bless my neckbeard but today I think I shall finally win the hand of the fair maiden who works in the donut shop.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 7:58,
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Nay, Sir!
She is buxom and most comely. I warrant if she were to squeeze herself into one of my collection of Elf Queen costumes the flab might almost be mistaken for breasts.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:00,
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