and maybe change your name by deed poll to something that sounds less like dried-on excreta

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:43, archived)

My name sounds more like an industrial sex toy than dried on excreta.
I think you must have me confused with someone else again.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:48, archived)