morning
I might make some money today, what should I invest it in?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:34, archived)

a new scarf

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:35, archived)

and a winnet brush

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:39, archived)

and a male prostitute

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:39, archived)

and maybe change your name by deed poll to something that sounds less like dried-on excreta

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:43, archived)

My name sounds more like an industrial sex toy than dried on excreta.
I think you must have me confused with someone else again.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:48, archived)

I use baby wipes.
A brush might save money in the long term. Thanks for the suggestion.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:43, archived)

No need, I knit now.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:42, archived)

Chevron!

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:49, archived)

MY JUICY BELL END lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)

seriously though, there's never been a better time to invest in my genitals

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:59, archived)

you fucking sack of shit

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:00, archived)

you're right, that WAS sound financial advice
thank you frank
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:09, archived)

actually, i've heard they're on the verge of collapse

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:44, archived)

No, they're very much a growing concern

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:45, archived)

dogecoins

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:29, archived)

This almost seems like serious advice.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:32, archived)

just give it to me

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:30, archived)

^dis

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:33, archived)

Bins.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:13, archived)

I am having a bet on some soccerball tonight to make some money i think
i am going to 83 - 0 to LiverPool Red Socks
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)

just put a fiver on cardiff to win

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:26, archived)

Not a bad idea really.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:36, archived)

ISA innit.
But don't lock it away for too long; interest rates might rise soon, what with unemployment falling.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:31, archived)