my throat is killing mind you

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:30, archived)

hey it's ok, I'm here now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:31, archived)

i kind of want a stalker.
a fit one mind.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:34, archived)

wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:37, archived)

i think it would do my ego the world of good

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:38, archived)

I assume you've already asked Thandie Newton to do that for you?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:41, archived)

i didnt want to get in on your territory

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)

she can stalk you at weekends, I don't mind

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:48, archived)

i dont want you getting all weird and jealous like last time

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 21:49, archived)

as long as it comes back in one piece, clean with no visible injuries then we cool

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:13, archived)