I reckon a /talk challenge could be the brilliant idea that turns this place's fortunes around.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:35, archived)

hey I've got a big zit on the back of my neck and I've done three plops in 24 hours, will you send me to see a specialist please
EDIT: WOAH TRIPS CHECK IT OUT EVERYONE I GOT TRIPS RIGHT HERE
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:40, archived)

boom trips

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 13:14, archived)

or a cash prize for the user starting the most threads in a week

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:41, archived)