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did you know you can buy a haggis from lidl for 99p?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:17, archived)

holy neeps and tatties are you for real?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:21, archived)

no fibs, honest
i was gonna buy one, see what it's like
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:23, archived)

wouldda shouldda couldda

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:28, archived)

It won't be called haggis, lidl don't use real names for food. It's probably called 'hoggis' or sommat.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:25, archived)

thats just patently untrue

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:28, archived)

no
but if you hum it, I'll play it!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:27, archived)