I just checked, I have all those things! go me!

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:37, archived)

except a television

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 17:37, archived)

And your girlfriend is a parrot.
And also imaginary.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 18:14, archived)