Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look silly carrying suitcases.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 22:59, archived)

you really are the biggest arsehole on earth

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:17, archived)

How do you get down off an elephant?
you don't. You get down off a duck.
(CrassWar, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:18, archived)

no, sorry brb. I offer all apologies. You're the second biggest arsehole on earth.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 23:20, archived)

haha clickin dis

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)