What kind of cross bunny do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:22, archived)

What did the farmer who was pleased to meet a ewe say when he met a sheep?
Nothing, why would he talk to his animals like some kind of mental
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:35, archived)