A lady was sitting in a diner having lunch when a man came in and ordered apple pie with peach ice cream and a lime soda. The lady knew at once that he was a sailor. How did she know?(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 0:25,
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he was wearing his sailor clothes?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 1:05,
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That is indeed the massively disappointing answer.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 4:24,
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