[c] Hey SSG, I found this on the internet, I think it should win.
I swear this isn't I Love Horses.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:45, archived)

^ this wins everything
doctor doctor i think i am a spoon.
sit on that chair and stop staring.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)