[c] Hey SSG, the safari guide came running out of the jungle to the hunter's tent. "I just spotted a leopard," he cried.
"You can't fool me," replied the hunter, "they're born that way."
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)

[c] Hey SSG, two ducks are crossing the road in Belfast.
"Quack, quack" says the first duck.
"Fuck off, I'm going as quack as I can" replies the secondary mallard.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)

IMO the last 4 words of the punchline ruin it.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)

Go fuck yourself.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:37, archived)

[click]

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:56, archived)

[c] Hey SSG....What's the difference between a church bell and a thief?
One peals from the steeple and the other steals from the people, of course!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:31, archived)

hief ory
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:31, archived)

oh ho ho!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:32, archived)

hoho
politilols
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)

[c] hey ssg - did you hear about the two silk worms that got into a fight?
it ended in a tie.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:34, archived)

This is very good you are very good at the jokes.
[click]
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:37, archived)

i like all of the jokes

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)

i hope it is you judging this weeks compo
i feel like i might be in with a chance here
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:39, archived)

[c] Hey SSG, I found this on the internet, I think it should win.
I swear this isn't I Love Horses.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:45, archived)

^ this wins everything
doctor doctor i think i am a spoon.
sit on that chair and stop staring.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)