MY GOD YES!
i miss nothing more than a long luxurious poo with a good read or laptop. I spent hours in my fortress of solitude. It was like meditation
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:22, archived)

I imagine a 'luxurious poo' being a bit like Lindt 70% cocoa solids chocolate. Only the poo equivalent.
cocoa/caca-o, omg lolz
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:25, archived)

This is not just any stool
this is an M&S, corn-flecked, grease-blushed Gaper stool.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:45, archived)