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morning

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 7:29, archived)
Word up, pretty lady.

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 7:45, archived)
you are beautiful no matter what they say

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:01, archived)
Thx babz#

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:42, archived)
Heh, yeah,
pretty on the inside, right?
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:48, archived)
You can poke a camera up me any time.

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:20, archived)
My God...
...it's full of stars!
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:26, archived)
Mostly 1980s TV c-Listers.

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
blimey, is that gyles brandreth?

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
Percy Thrower, 4evar in you're bumhole

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 11:21, archived)
percy was a list you swine

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 11:58, archived)
I hope you're wearing leather trousers and a codpiece

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:24, archived)
Yup.
Would you like to look at this weird thing before I throw down?
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:41, archived)
BUMHOLES
I mean, morning.
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 7:54, archived)
yeah yeah

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:01, archived)
Nostalgic moment
i miss you dear bumhole
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:33, archived)
Do you ever dream about doing a really good poo?

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:10, archived)
I do this all the time.
That's why I shit the bed.
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:17, archived)
MY GOD YES!
i miss nothing more than a long luxurious poo with a good read or laptop. I spent hours in my fortress of solitude. It was like meditation
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:22, archived)
I imagine a 'luxurious poo' being a bit like Lindt 70% cocoa solids chocolate. Only the poo equivalent.
cocoa/caca-o, omg lolz
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:25, archived)
This is not just any stool
this is an M&S, corn-flecked, grease-blushed Gaper stool.
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:45, archived)
morning doves

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:16, archived)
up yours

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:18, archived)
you are my favourite person here you know that don't you

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:22, archived)
you know he's not a 14 year old student, right?

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:00, archived)
cheers for killing my fantasy

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:23, archived)
you've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face and show the world all the love in your heart

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:25, archived)
cry evry tiem

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:02, archived)
afternoon....
Am I doing this right?
(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:51, archived)
yes

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:02, archived)
Ahoy-hoy.

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:59, archived)
splendid

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:03, archived)
bring the noise

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:06, archived)
banging

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:10, archived)
only 7 more sleeps

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:23, archived)
TURN IT UP

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:49, archived)
Turn your hearing aid on, gramps.

(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:21, archived)