I'm a doctor. Please come in and take a seat. Now, what seems to be the problem and why should I care?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:36, archived)

Bollocks you're a doctor,
you just love fingering bumholes.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)