I did a plop at my desk while on the phone
#multitasking
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)

he truly is the king of the poos

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:50, archived)

did I ever tell you about the time my plops blocked the outside drain?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:58, archived)

This could make up the efficiencies lost when people were banned from smoking indoors.
Better keep it quiet, lest we all wind up with no bumholes.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:33, archived)