Greggs only sell sausage rolls and cartons of Ribena
everything else is either made of cardboard or is shit
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:16, archived)

i had a a mexican baguette from there once
dunno what it was really it was grim dunno why youd want to go greggs
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)

made from 100% authentic Los Aztecas gang members

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:20, archived)

[c] also, hey SSG...
my friend was found dead the other day, he drowned in a bowl of muesli.
Apparently he was pulled in by a strong currant.
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:30, archived)