What's the point in opening a bakery until 5:30 if you're sold out of everything by 4 and people only finish work at 5:30 anyway ffs Greggs I wanted a vege pasty or at least a cheese and onion.
Greggs should close at 8pm and should keep fucking baking until 7:30.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:08, archived)

lol fat scrubber

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:09, archived)

Slim ex-scrubber, actually.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:17, archived)

pissy little 9 to fiver thinks the world revolves around him and his shitty job

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:16, archived)

^this
quit your job, then you can eat all the Greggs you want you fat fuck
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:17, archived)

Greggs only sell sausage rolls and cartons of Ribena
everything else is either made of cardboard or is shit
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:16, archived)

i had a a mexican baguette from there once
dunno what it was really it was grim dunno why youd want to go greggs
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)

made from 100% authentic Los Aztecas gang members

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:20, archived)

[c] also, hey SSG...
my friend was found dead the other day, he drowned in a bowl of muesli.
Apparently he was pulled in by a strong currant.
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:30, archived)