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I hate ofsted. It makes both of the current mrs horrible's lives unhappy for no apparent reason. On the other hand, it has a job to do.

Also, fuck you.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:58, archived)

They are in my place now.
Horrible time
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:18, archived)

Also you were daft enough as was I
To get together with someone that works in the same establishment/role/brothel as you
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)

I hate exam season
I end up doing all the cooking.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:46, archived)

That sucks I hate the kiddy fiddling season
I end up doing all the fiddling
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:19, archived)

Their job has been distorted by Conservative scum.
Labour fucked shit up too, obvs, but tory cunts are far less subtle.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:27, archived)