I don't think anyone needs to justify their dislike for Flat Beat.
Worst of all the Levi's themes.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:36, archived)

i just noticed i've had toothpaste on my shirt all day and nobody has pointed it out to me
:( :( :(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)

Prolly think it's spunk.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:21, archived)

Babylon Zoo were a bit naff.
The cool bit from the ad was just the intro to that terrible 'Spaceman' song.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:49, archived)

Quite.
I recall a decent remix that mashed the intro and outro together, with a bit of filler, creating a passable dance choon. I also remember creating my own version on the PC, making a .wav of the whole thing and deleting the middle, leaving me with a mercifully brief version.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:56, archived)