Happy Valentine's, everyone!
As a bunch of shut-in virgins, I trust this day can otherwise pass without note?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:00, archived)

don't tell me how to live my life

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:14, archived)

Why not?
You're clearly in need of some direction.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:24, archived)