I'm gonna get drunk in the house and play Skyrim.
Because I can't be bothered to have a shower and get dressed and go Pub.
'Ning The LOVELY Fucksocks.
'Ning /talk.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:56, archived)

Alright the LOVELY stuj
That sounds like a plan. If the missus wasn't coming around I was considering putting the xbox on, but I have managed to dodge her for a week telling her I am "sick"
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:14, archived)

I spose I could go to the pub later, see if there's any that have been stood up, or got into an argument and want revengeragesex and that.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:18, archived)

Revengesex sounds like a lot if fun
But also a bit....rapey
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:20, archived)

Well, yeah.
Only a bit rapey mind.
I won't be wearing the balaclava.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:22, archived)

I will wear it then

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:40, archived)

'ning stuj

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:16, archived)

'NIng The LOVELY Major SAH!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:19, archived)

HELLO STUJ
I am just killing a few minutes until people arrive, for whom I shall be cooking this evening.

I made bread earlier.

This is all that has happened since we last conversed - I was paused in time.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)

Also.
g0d only said the NEXT person would get banned, so you are all safe to post the wank stuff again.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:42, archived)

wanky

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:08, archived)