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How come I haven't seen any lawn updates or apple updates lately?
What's everyone doing this Friday evening?

I have massive drugs (from the doctor unfortunately)
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:49, archived)
not the right time of year for lawns and apples really, is it?
about 50% of British lawns are currently under water anyway from what I gather.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:50, archived)
It's the RAINOCALYPSE!
Gays dun it. They pissed off PutinGod.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:02, archived)
wanky wank wank wank wanky

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:02, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:16, archived)
wank wanky wank wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:22, archived)
I'm gonna get drunk in the house and play Skyrim.
Because I can't be bothered to have a shower and get dressed and go Pub.
'Ning The LOVELY Fucksocks.
'Ning /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:56, archived)
Alright the LOVELY stuj
That sounds like a plan. If the missus wasn't coming around I was considering putting the xbox on, but I have managed to dodge her for a week telling her I am "sick"
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:14, archived)
I spose I could go to the pub later, see if there's any that have been stood up, or got into an argument and want revengeragesex and that.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:18, archived)
Revengesex sounds like a lot if fun
But also a bit....rapey
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:20, archived)
Well, yeah.
Only a bit rapey mind.
I won't be wearing the balaclava.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:22, archived)
I will wear it then

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:40, archived)
'ning stuj

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:16, archived)
'NIng The LOVELY Major SAH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:19, archived)
HELLO STUJ
I am just killing a few minutes until people arrive, for whom I shall be cooking this evening.

I made bread earlier.

This is all that has happened since we last conversed - I was paused in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)
Also.
g0d only said the NEXT person would get banned, so you are all safe to post the wank stuff again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:42, archived)
wanky

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:08, archived)
alright fucksocks
nothing exciting, I might go and get a couple of Stellas out of the boot of the car. Well at least they'll be cold
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:16, archived)
Excellent.
Will there be food with the Stella's? If so what will you be chowing down on?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:20, archived)
I done a pizza earlier
what kind of drugs do you have? are they lolmental drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:35, archived)
Let's hope for the sake of his pupils that it's potassium bromide or summat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:37, archived)
I keep that for the days I am in work.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:42, archived)
Prednisolone
Cortisone steroid that makes my brain do strange things at this high a dosage. It's day 1, perhaps I should start a blog on here detailing the effects.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:40, archived)
Might plant some more apple trees soon.
And I'm digging up that bit of lawn over there to put some paving for some seats, and that bit over there so I can put a brick path under the rose bushes cos grass doesn't really grow there anyway.

Hope this satisfies your needs.

Xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:19, archived)
I feel all warm inside now

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:21, archived)
That's cholera. You'll be dead within the hour.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:22, archived)
Cholera would be a welcome change from what I am really suffering with
^ needy
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:26, archived)
HUZZAH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:22, archived)
haha "planting" apple trees
you know you can just go to the shop and buy apples right? you don't need to make all that work for yourself
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:46, archived)