He might just be thick.
Being thick is quite popular these days with the dominance of crass reality telly, works talent competitions, and denigration of education. You should encourage his intellectual inadequacy in the hope he becomes a bigoted footballer or shit pop star or something. It'll pay for your retirement.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:37, archived)

^this
if you see them doing anything remotely creative or against the norm, beat them with Daft Punk's latest album and force them to listen to that "Happy" song for 24 hours straight.
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:41, archived)

Every day I tell him he'll never amount to nothing.
His own fault if he's too stupid to notice the double negative and take it as encouragement.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:43, archived)