The geezer from Shed Seven?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:50, archived)

the very same

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 May 2014, 16:52, archived)

I was once lifted out of a muddy puddle by Kelly Jones.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:38, archived)

were you raped first?

( $$ ✅, Sun 11 May 2014, 17:43, archived)

Pissed at the Leeds festival, I forget what year, torrential rain
And I mean serious mud fest, running back to the tent with the Girlfriend and slipped down a muddy slope, dragged her down with me. Guy runs over throws out his hand I take it he gets us both on our feet pulls his good back to ask if we are alright, and there looking back at me is Kelly Jones. He than ran off.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:57, archived)

pure envy

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 May 2014, 18:47, archived)