herons are wonderful birds that can perfectly well complete their daily commute without folding themselves up into the inadequate space offered by a renault clio

( vladimir, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:57, archived)

Not if they're chained together in preparation for their working day of sexual slavery

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:59, archived)

schoolboy error there of confusing herons with your mum, mr horrible

( vladimir, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:02, archived)

over the marshes, over the garden ponds, land somewhere in the middle of a field with a stream noticed only by herons, stand very still for a very long time, avoid other herons, pack up and fly back to roosting site again
NO renault clios
NO nectar points
NO free newspapers
NO issues with armrest rage
NO headphones tinkitytinkiychikchikchikchaAARGH
In conclusion, herons are better commuters than humans
( vladimir, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:01, archived)