How many fully grown adult herons would you feel comfortable sharing your daily commute in a Renault Clio with?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:25, archived)

One probably
Any more than that and I'd need a bigger car
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:27, archived)

or smaller herons
I'd breed an extra specially small heron so I could fit 1000 fully grown ones in the boot.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:44, archived)

Man, that'd be something
Like those tiny Spanish deers
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:14, archived)

Don't be ridiculous
Spain is a myth.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:19, archived)

I thought it was a mythter

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:28, archived)

prick

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:33, archived)

You love it, you horrible cunt

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:37, archived)

I hope you choke on bear cock

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:38, archived)

Oooh! So do I!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:41, archived)

Well I hope you don't then
I hope a mandrill rips your left leg off and taunts you by kicking you in the head with it repeatedly until you die.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:43, archived)

dead or heavily sedated they might make a comfortable cushion, so four or five.

( Zuowan, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)

five hundred and seventy eight
(A small damp ball of cotton, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:32, archived)

You're confusing herons with ping pong balls

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:33, archived)

Nine billion and ten and that's my final offer
(A small damp ball of cotton, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:35, archived)

I reckon I could fit a fair few into the back of my transit
but the noise would probably piss me off as it takes an hour to get to work
( Glovington, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:32, archived)

What if they slept the entire journey?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:35, archived)

then at least 100 if they were packed in tight

( Glovington, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:56, archived)

lol commuter loser

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:47, archived)

I usually stay away, so being an hour from home is actually quite nice, plus i get paid more for driving than actually being at work

( Glovington, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:55, archived)

to be honest, i dont think i'd be 'comfortable' with any

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:35, archived)

Tsk
liberal and open minded, my arse
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:42, archived)

http://i.imgur.com/jEqDTgL.jpg

( MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:57, archived)

the seepage is a trifle unnecessary

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:00, archived)

How did you know it was trifle?

( MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:06, archived)

look closely, you can just make out the sponge

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:15, archived)

what the fuck is wrong with you.

( MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:22, archived)

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:36, archived)

i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans and I am funky
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:40, archived)

aaaaah
so that's how it's done
( Glovington, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:58, archived)

that's how it's done grwasshoppah
( MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:00, archived)

I still don't get it
( Glovington, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:06, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_(TV_series)
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:17, archived)

i'm sorry, i don't understand the answer

( MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:45, archived)

I don't understand YOUR MUMS FACE

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:51, archived)

no, you are mum is face

( MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:54, archived)

How dare you
Mine Mum is face are an saint
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:01, archived)

your mine mum is face are an saint is mum's face

( MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:16, archived)

what kind of herons?
I don't really like the common grey ones but I wouldn't mind the Squacco.

Also ... my commute is a five minute walk so the Clio wouldn't really be useful.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:49, archived)

you could just house the herons in the clio like some sort of villainous mobile aviary.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:57, archived)

the herons a load of bees
v p
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:04, archived)

I really could do with a heron aid

( $$ ✅, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:13, archived)

really could do with once gave
+s
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:16, archived)

and how!

( $$ ✅, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:17, archived)

HAHAHA! CLASSIC BALDMONKEY!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:21, archived)

I'm not a fan of herons, so none

( mongychops, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 17:48, archived)

herons are wonderful birds that can perfectly well complete their daily commute without folding themselves up into the inadequate space offered by a renault clio

( vladimir, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:57, archived)

Not if they're chained together in preparation for their working day of sexual slavery

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:59, archived)

schoolboy error there of confusing herons with your mum, mr horrible

( vladimir, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:02, archived)

over the marshes, over the garden ponds, land somewhere in the middle of a field with a stream noticed only by herons, stand very still for a very long time, avoid other herons, pack up and fly back to roosting site again
NO renault clios
NO nectar points
NO free newspapers
NO issues with armrest rage
NO headphones tinkitytinkiychikchikchikchaAARGH
In conclusion, herons are better commuters than humans
( vladimir, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:01, archived)

I could never feel comfortable in a Renault Clio

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:05, archived)