offer him a pint of brains and some pork scratchings
if he refuses then you have cast iron proof that he's a terrorist
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)

there's some graffiti on my way to work that says "fuck obama" i think that's a bit harsh
then there's two warships hanging about, and loads of police, i dunno, it all seems a bit "eggs without chips" if you know what i mean.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)

I don't know what you mean but I'm going to be diplomatic and pretend that I do.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:20, archived)

if they keep on like this we'll go full battered sausage

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:42, archived)

god I'm hungry

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:56, archived)

hungry for knowledge

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:07, archived)

knowledge of the nearest chip shop

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:51, archived)