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obamas in town what should i say to him

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:09, archived)
offer him a pint of brains and some pork scratchings
if he refuses then you have cast iron proof that he's a terrorist
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)
there's some graffiti on my way to work that says "fuck obama" i think that's a bit harsh
then there's two warships hanging about, and loads of police, i dunno, it all seems a bit "eggs without chips" if you know what i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
I don't know what you mean but I'm going to be diplomatic and pretend that I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:20, archived)
if they keep on like this we'll go full battered sausage

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:42, archived)
god I'm hungry

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:56, archived)
hungry for knowledge

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:07, archived)
knowledge of the nearest chip shop

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:51, archived)
it's ok, doves has got it covered ta

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
Double your chances

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:13, archived)
forgot i had him on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
it's sad when families quarrel

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, archived)
we didnt quarrel i just didnt want to see his drug exploits

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18, archived)
are you at home tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
like, from about 6pm maybe

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
nah in work bro
off tomorrow tho why
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, archived)
was gonna suggest taking the dog for a walk and maybe for a pint too

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:24, archived)
but yeah ok, no problem, don't worry about me

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:24, archived)
oh right ok well nevermind
wanna go watch the anarchists tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:28, archived)
i'd love to, but i don't think they'll let us into the summit

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
omg politics!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:41, archived)
Ask him if he'd ever consider letting me go twos up on michelle. tell him I have all my own teeth and I'm in a band

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
Ask him if your replica firearm looks like a real firearm?
You know the NSA and GCHQ just had a butchers at this and put me on a list.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
who was it who asked a policeman if calling them a cunt was an offence
i thought that was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, archived)
not if you follow it with stable

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:21, archived)
cunt-stubble

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:37, archived)
Hello Mr President
It's a pleasure to meet you
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:35, archived)
You know me, I speak my mind

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:41, archived)
you're so vain, you probably think this summit is about you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:37, archived)
SSG8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:42, archived)
I like this

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:44, archived)
Tell him you have a plan for Israel
but we can't talk of it here...the walls have ears
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:42, archived)
This terrible post ^^^ seems to have slipped by un-replied-to.
So I am replying to say I did a LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:10, archived)
tell him to fuck off and take his military bases with him

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:54, archived)
Then where will our girls get their chewing gum and stockings?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:58, archived)
boots

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:03, archived)
really the only real prison is bodily desire

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:07, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:20, archived)
dearest b,
Smashing
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:24, archived)
tell him about /talk, we need new people

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:22, archived)