no doctor ever asked you for a urine sample?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:38, archived)

not through a tube

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:42, archived)

no... INTO a tube,
a fucking urine sample tube you bellend
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:52, archived)

I think the word "tube" means something else for the human race, you fucking Martian.
The thing you piss into for the entertainment of childish medics is called a sample pot or sample bottle.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:31, archived)

You are wrong and MGT is right
There. I said it. Never again.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:58, archived)

I've got a bag of them in front of me.
If they're asking you to piss directly into the test tube then they're having a massive laugh at you and your pissy fingers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:02, archived)