My doctor said I have Schizophrenia
But you know what "they say"
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:52, archived)

Do "they" say "piss off, Spanishfly"?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:55, archived)

I approve of this.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:03, archived)

I've never understood why you weren't made Top Mod.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:10, archived)

i think they said you should top yourself

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:16, archived)

The only voices worth listening to
are the ones telling you to set fire to buildings
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:23, archived)

like that useless specimen could start a real fire
he'd be found in the morning doing snotty sobs in the middle of a pile of damp rags and used matches
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)

piss into this tube?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:30, archived)

I'm sorry, it's terminal?

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:36, archived)

no ... pretty sure that's just you

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:38, archived)

no doctor ever asked you for a urine sample?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:38, archived)

not through a tube

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:42, archived)

no... INTO a tube,
a fucking urine sample tube you bellend
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:52, archived)

I think the word "tube" means something else for the human race, you fucking Martian.
The thing you piss into for the entertainment of childish medics is called a sample pot or sample bottle.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:31, archived)

You are wrong and MGT is right
There. I said it. Never again.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:58, archived)

I've got a bag of them in front of me.
If they're asking you to piss directly into the test tube then they're having a massive laugh at you and your pissy fingers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:02, archived)

It looks like you started to write a

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 0:04, archived)

dunno, is it anything to do with scizophrenia?
because that is a massively misunderstood illness and it would be nice if someone said something relevant and useful about it for once instead of mistaking it for some kind of multiple personality disorder or something else which it really really isnt
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:14, archived)