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My doctor said I have Schizophrenia
But you know what "they say"
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:52, archived)
Do "they" say "piss off, Spanishfly"?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:55, archived)
I approve of this.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:03, archived)
I've never understood why you weren't made Top Mod.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:10, archived)
i think they said you should top yourself

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:16, archived)
The only voices worth listening to
are the ones telling you to set fire to buildings
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:23, archived)
like that useless specimen could start a real fire
he'd be found in the morning doing snotty sobs in the middle of a pile of damp rags and used matches
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
piss into this tube?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:30, archived)
I'm sorry, it's terminal?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:36, archived)
no ... pretty sure that's just you

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:38, archived)
no doctor ever asked you for a urine sample?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:38, archived)
not through a tube

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:42, archived)
no... INTO a tube,
a fucking urine sample tube you bellend
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:52, archived)
I think the word "tube" means something else for the human race, you fucking Martian.
The thing you piss into for the entertainment of childish medics is called a sample pot or sample bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:31, archived)
You are wrong and MGT is right
There. I said it. Never again.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:58, archived)
I've got a bag of them in front of me.
If they're asking you to piss directly into the test tube then they're having a massive laugh at you and your pissy fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:02, archived)
It looks like you started to write a

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 0:04, archived)
dunno, is it anything to do with scizophrenia?
because that is a massively misunderstood illness and it would be nice if someone said something relevant and useful about it for once instead of mistaking it for some kind of multiple personality disorder or something else which it really really isnt
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:14, archived)