Alright gloves.
Apparently my airways don't take too kindly to taking the wrong drugs.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:58, archived)

British Airways don't take kindly to any drugs IME
unfortunately
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:03, archived)

It's IMEI you spastic
You will never get your phone back at this rate
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)

Have you tried sticking your head in an oven?

(Albert M, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:08, archived)

Couldn't get past your children
When they are finished at it it will give it a go
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:10, archived)

Can't you just TRY leaving the children alone for 5 minutes MW?

(Albert M, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:11, archived)

Michael Jackson is on a boat when it starts sinking
The captain shouts "women and children first!" Michael Jackson replies "is there enough time?"
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)